Mon Anon sources have confirmed that there are Dragons in the hills of the Napa Valley. That's right, wine country is filled with dragons. They are impossible to spot because, according to our source, Dragon can take any form they like. They could be your friends, your family, that really obnoxious neighbor, or your boss! However, we are also told that they love hoarding wealth and power, so they are probably hiding as Silicone Valley billionaires up for a weekend of 'Wine Country Lifestyle!'

So, members of our wine country chapters, beware, be wary, and be on the lookout!

-Mom-anon@mon-anon.com

For years, people have been saying that San Francisco is going to the dogs, but only recently have we discovered how right they all are! The Night Breed have infiltrated the city government of San Francisco. I've been told by Mon Anon sources high up in the organization that key players in the city are, in fact, Werewolves. What is their goal? What are their motives? Little is known about that, but it certainly involves turning you and me into dog chow!

The question should be less what are they up to, but how do we stop them? 

What is a werewolf? There has long been some debate: are they the product of a curse, or is it an inherited trait? The truth is far more insidious than that. They are the product of intense ritual magic that binds a feral spirit from the Outside to the body and soul of the subject. Usually, this magic is done on a willing participant. It is rare that the subject is unwilling. It is very involved and requires a willing sacrifice of blood. 

How do you fight a werewolf? The whole silver thing is bologna; a silver dagger is about as good to you as a plastic butter knife. The only surefire way to take down a werewolf is to use the bloody instrument used in the ritual against them. 

Normal ordinances are capable of stopping them if you can mash 'em up faster than they put themselves back together. The problem is slowing them down long enough to hit, they move awful fast. It has been observed that electricity will stun 'em like any animal, and that ought to make 'em possible to get some shots in.

So get your distance, juice 'em, and light 'em up; that's the way, folks.

-Mom-anon@mon-anon.com

For decades, Unicorns were thought extinct. New evidence has revealed that they may well be hiding in plain sight! Recent genetic testing of Equus ferus caballus, the common horse, has revealed that over one-third of its population contains unidentified chromosomes. Cryptozoologists know these chromosomes, which identify these alleged horses as Equus fey alicornus, the very uncommon Unicorn! 

Experts believe that these elusive creatures have gone into hiding. The obsession of young girls with Unicorn is ancient and well documented. However, with the revelation in Lady Isabella Renault's 1926 manuscript "My Days in the Fey" that unicorn meat has a most exquisite and dessert-like flavor, unicorns began being hunted for their flesh. 

The last unicorn was thought to serve as a cake at the fifth birthday party of a renowned American celebrity daughter. However, it seems that these rumors were a mere fabrication, possibly engineered by the Unicorns themselves, to allow them to disappear from public view. 

Do we have anything to fear from these magical creatures? Of course, we do! This is the unknown!
How do you identify a Unicorn in the wild? The easiest way is to bring a small, blonde-haired, blue-eyed child near the horse in question. If the child immediately panics, it is probably a unicorn and should be put down immediately using a blade carved from pure elephant ivory. If it turns out to be just a mundane horse and not a unicorn, do not fear! What is one common horse lost in the battle for humanity?

-Mom-anon@mon-anon.com